The Democrats appear to have found their next KGB conspirator, who helped brainwash the citizens of Ohio, Florida and Michigan to vote for Donald Trump.
It’s 11 year-old Barron Trump – who Dems say is guilty of having “colluded” with 12 year-old Iva Ivanovich Ivanov, who he said “hello” to at a popular kids’ arcade in Washington D.C.
“Barron Trump’s having a conversation with THE RUSSIANS is proof that the entire Trump family has been colluding with THE RUSSIANS from Day 1,” Representative Adam Schitt (D) told a reporter from Red Scare Daily.
“The fact that this 11 year-old traitor to the United States of Clintonia, I mean, America didn’t even think to tell the FBI about his conversation with THE RUSSIANS is proof that he’s in on the conspiracy too,” he continued.
When pressured by Democrats to testify before Congress, Barron reportedly replied “Huh,” which Democrats are saying qualifies as Obstruction of Justice.
“The factssssssssss are that thisssssssss kid…by turning an arcade into a ssssssspy ring for the Russsssssssssianssss…they did this. THEY DID THISSSSSSSSSS!” said Nanci Pulosi, leader of the Congressional Committee on Communist Subversion.
Some are skeptical that the 12 year-old Ivanov could have had much to do with Hillary Clinton losing in 2016. But then again, she’s Russian. And Barron did say hello to her. In the current Washington climate, that’s enough to prompt an investigation.
CNN dedicated a 5-hour block to the “bombshell revelation” of Barron’s interaction with 6th-grade student Iva, also known as THE RUSSIANS. “Hey, black holes, the movie LOST, anything’s possible,” said CNN anchor Dan Lemon. “Or isn’t it Mary?”