Louisiana welfare users are now being given the chance to abuse the system even further by spending government funds on sex toys. A spokesperson for the Department of Children and Family Services confirmed that a lingerie store in south Louisiana accepting EBT cards is in fact legal. Kiss My Lingerie, in Gonzales, began accepting the EBT payments eight months ago.
The owner of the store told reporters that they accept all forms of payment and do not discriminate against customers. State officials said that despite EBT benefits not covering “adult entertainment” purchases, this somehow doesn’t apply to lingerie and sex toys. Louisiana also does not dictate how families spend the money on their EBT cards, which can run anywhere from $200-400 per month.
Unfortunately, welfare abuse is running rampant across the country. A self-proclaimed rocker and “food stamp surfer” from California has infuriated Americans by bragging about using his welfare benefits to dine on lobster and sushi. Fox News profiled 29-year-old Jason Greenslate living the high life by going to strip clubs and driving a Cadillac Escalade with taxpayer dollars. Greenslate said he has no plans to get a job because the system doesn’t require him to.
“It looks like a good time, man,” he said. “Do I have to apologize for the way the system’s set up? I don’t feel I need to apologize. It’s just the way I’m wording it, it kinda seems like I’m getting the ruler on the hand, you know?”
Greenslate said he plans to be off food stamps within a month and become a multi-millionaire by the end of the year. His genius plan? Using food stamps to focus on his “career” and release an album with his band, Ratt Life, that will sell “millions and millions” worth of copies.