Breitbart wrote this story called "Celebrities Weigh in on Pope Selection, Trash Catholic Church". Funny thing is I didn’t know who they were.
W. Kamau Bell said that the Catholic Church should select a new pope every year to distract from "molestation". He also said "how do we know that the black smoke [isn’t] the burning of black cardinals".
Mark Duplass suggested they burnt the old pope and that was the smoke was.
Michael Ian Black thought it would be funny if the pope had a heart attack when he came out.
Albert Brooks said "the new pope came out on the balcony, saw his shadow, and realized there was six more centuries of scandals".
Joe Rogan said "Sure am glad they’re sticking with this pope thing and that the world isn’t openly mocking it as a ridiculous artifact of the ignorant past.
Liz Phair said "We have a pope! We have a pope! Hahaha. So exciting these medieval rituals in modern times.
Some of the tweets were out of line.