A man stopped in at the local Ford dealership to buy a truck. He’d had his eye on a loaded F-350 crew-cab with all the options. He took the vehicle for a test drive.
The salesperson, a woman wearing a Hillary pin, went along for the test drive. She had been describing the options to the man, and when she told him the seat was connected to the ventilation system and could blow cool air in the summer or hot air to warm his butt in the winter.
The man said, “So this must be a Trump truck.”
The saleswoman had a puzzled look on her face and asked, “What do you mean?”
The man responded, “Well, if it was a Hillary truck, it would be blowing smoke up my ass year round.”
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